I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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