Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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