I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
How does one acquire holy water?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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