Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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