She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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