how can u be prego again
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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