I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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