I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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