More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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