haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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