I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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