ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We need to rekindle our bromance
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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