ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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