All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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