I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
