So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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