Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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