I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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