She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
where are my eyebrows?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
