: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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