So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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