"it" just moved
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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