No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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