i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
