Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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