What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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