It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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