i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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