I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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