Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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