They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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