Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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