You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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