haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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