At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Come on in and take your pants off
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