You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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