party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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