and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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