We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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