Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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