so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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