dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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