I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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