Me. At least after what I've been through.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
What a dumb baby whore.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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