Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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