I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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