yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He passed out mid-signature
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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