This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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