What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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