Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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