she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My breasts were aching with rage.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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