I think i peed on brittanys purse
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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