he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Randomize
