If i come over, it means nothing
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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