I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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